Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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