dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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