After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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