I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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