using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
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