Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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