i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I just found a bag of teeth...
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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