I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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