Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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