It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
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Do I have a choice?
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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