Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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