"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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