Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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