these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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