Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just found puke in my bra..
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
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