Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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