So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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