you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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