ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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