I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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