I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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