Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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