i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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