doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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