Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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