how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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