on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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