My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
It's just like the Real World with babies
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
We're too hungover to prance.
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