the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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