I don't think brook has ever known best
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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