He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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