I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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