a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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