Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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