Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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