Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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