Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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