Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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