quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
