I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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