the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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