Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Boobs are out for the taking
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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