Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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