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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Found the puke drawer
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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