I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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