Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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