Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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