she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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