It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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