yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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