He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I will be naked everywhere
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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