that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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