I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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