dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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