Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
