Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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